Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub, I'm drowning!
(Contributed by Anonymous.  Thanks!)

What goes thump, thump, squish thump, thump, squish?
An elephant with one wet shoe!
(Contributed by Anonymous.  Thanks!)

What bird always has a sun burn?
A flamingo!
(Contributed by Alex Hofmann.  Thanks!)

What's black, white & red all over?
A zebra with a sunburn!
(Contributed by Anonymous.  Thanks!)

What do you call BlackDog with a cat?
Black Cat Dog!
(Contributed by Anonymous.  Thanks!)

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