What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo and a sheep?
A wooly jumper!
(Contributed by Anonymous. Thanks!)
What color is rain when it falls on a tin roof?
Pink! Pink! Pink!
(Contributed by Laura. Thanks!)
What does Picachu say when it sneezes?
Pica--chuuuuu!
(Contributed by Tyffany Davis. Thanks!)
Why should you never go out with glue?
Because you'll end up stuck with the bill!
(Contributed by Kelsey. Thanks!)
Why did the farmer put bells on his cows?
Their horns didn't work!
(Contributed by Kelsey. Thanks!)
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