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Here's a good one:
Dirt Business
Q. What gets bigger the more you take from it? A. A hole!
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How much did it cost for the pirates to get their ears pierced?
A buck-an-ear (buccaneer)!
(Contributed by Ann Marie. Thanks!)Why did the chicken cross the road.....roll in the mud....and then go back across the road?
Because he was a dirty double crosser!
(Contributed by Anonymous. Thanks!)What did the magnet say to the other magnet?
You are very attractive!
(Contributed by Kara Mantzke. Thanks!)Where's the best place to find something round and green?
Look in the limelight!
(Contributed by Anonymous. Thanks!)What is the definition of illegal?
A big sick bird!
(Contributed by Taffie and Smokie. Thanks!)Your Joke Here
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