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Here's a good one:
Fish Fact
Why is it so easy to weigh fish? Because fish have their own scales!
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Patty Parrot loves Bird Brain Jokes. She has collected lots and lots of them from all her friends on the internet. There are over 1,200 jokes here! Click the "More Jokes" button to get another featured joke and to see a different set of 5 jokes on each page. Ha-Ha-Ha!
If you like the jokes, you'll love Patty Parrot's Bird Brain Jokes Screen Saver. You'll be "rofl"* every time it starts. Best of all, it's free!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Panther.
Panther who?
Panth or no panth, I'm going swimmin'!Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can HO - HO - HO!What is black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a diaper rash!
(Contributed by Emily. Thanks!)Why did the man bring the ladder to the baseball game?
Because the giants were playing!
(Contributed by Katie. Thanks!)Why does a watermelon have so much water?
Because it was planted in the spring!Your Joke Here
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Oh - if you receive an email that says it's from BlackDog telling you your BlackDog account has been suspended, it is not from BlackDog! The only time BlackDog will email you is if you emailed BlackDog first. An email like that is more than likely from an EVIL, NASTY, WICKED, HATEFUL spammer and may even have a nasty virus inside. You should discard the email right away without ever opening it.What does "rofl" mean? -- Rolling on the floor laughing.
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