BlackDog's Halloween Jokes & Riddles
Witches!
What happened when the old witch went to see a funny movie?
She was asked to cut the cackle!
What happens to a witch who loses her temper while riding her broom?
She flies off the handle!
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the "w!"
What kind of tests do they give in witch school?
Hex-aminations!
What do you get if you cross a witch and a millionaire?
A very witch person!
What do witches call their purses?
Hag bags!
What does a witch ask for when staying in a hotel?
Broom service!
Who's the fastest witch?
The ones that ride on a vroom stick!
Why do witches get good bargains?
Because they like to haggle!
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and the other is a stunted hag!
What goes cackle, cackle, bonk?
A witch laughing her head off!
What are baby witches called?
Halloweenies!
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