BlackDog's Halloween Jokes & Riddles

Vampires!

Why does Dracula have no friends?
Because he's such a pain in the neck!

What was the California vampire hippy like?
He was ghoul man, real ghoul!

What's a vampire's favorite sport?
Batminton!

What happened to the crazy vampire?
He went a little batty!

What do vampire employees have at eleven o'clock every day?
A coffin break!

Why do vampires hate arguments?
Because they make themselves cross!

What do vampire footballers have at half times?
Blood oranges!

How does a vampire like his food served?
In bite sized pieces!

Where do vampires go on their vacations?
The Isle of Fright!

Why did the vampire take up acting?
It was in his blood!

What do you call a vampire junkie?
Count Drugula!

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