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Vampires!

Where did vampires go to first in America?
New Fangland!

What happened at the vampire's reunion?
All the blood relations went!

What do you get if you cross Dracula and Al Capone?
A fangster!

Where do Chinese vampires come from?
Fanghai!

What's a vampire's favorite soup?
Shark fang soup!

Which vampire ate the three bears porridge?
Ghoul-dilocks!

Why did the vampire go to the hospital?
He had to have his ghoulstones removed!

What's a vampire's favorite drink?
A bloody mary!

What's a vampire's favorite dance?
The fangdango!

Which vampire tried to eat James Bond?
Ghouldfinger!

What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?
A blood hound!

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