BlackDog's Halloween Jokes & Riddles

Vampires!

What did the vampire say to the wolfman?
You look like your going to the dogs!

Why did Dracula go to the dentist?
He had fang decay!

Why did the vampire have fang decay?
He ate too many fang-cy sweets!

What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving day!

If you want to know more about Dracula what do you have to do?
Join his fang club!

How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice?
They use mint fang brushes!

What does Dracula say when you tell him something interesting?
Well fang-cy that!

What does a vampire say when you tell him a joke?
Ghoul one!

When do vampires bite you?
On Wincedays!

Why did the vampire baby stop eating baby food?
He wanted something to get his teeth into!

Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?
He could really get into the vaultz!

What happened at the vampires race?
It finished neck and neck!

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