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BlackDog's Halloween Jokes & Riddles
Vampires!
What does the postman deliver to vampires?
Fang mail!
What's Dracula's favorite soup?
Scream of tomato!
What's the difference between a vampire and a doughnut?
You'll find out if you try to dunk a vampire in your coffee!
What did the vampire say to the doctor who cured his memory loss?
Fangs for the memories!
What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?
A bat mat!
What's a vampire's favorite dance?
The vaults!
What do romantic vampires do?
Neck!
Why was the young vampire a failure?
He fainted at the sight of blood!
Why did the vampire give up acting?
He couldn't get his teeth into the part!
What happened to the vampire who swallowed a sheep?
He felt baaaaaaaaaaaad!
What does Mrs. Dracula say to Mr. Dracula when he goes out to work in the evening?
"Have a nice bite!"
What's Dracula's favorite coffee?
Decoffinated!
What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armour!
What's Dracula's car called?
A mobile blood unit!
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