BlackDog's Halloween Jokes & Riddles

Skeleton Jokes

What do you call a stupid skeleton?
Bonehead!

How do skeletons call their friends?
On the tele-bone!

What do you call a skeleton who is always telling lies?
A boney phoney!

How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones!

What do boney people use to get into their homes?
Skeleton keys!

What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!

What do you call a skeleton who acts in Westerns?
Skint Eastwood!

Which skeleton wears a kilt?
Boney Prince Charlie!

Why did the skeleton stay out in the snow all night?
He was a numbskull!

What happened to the skeleton who stayed by the fire too long?
He became bone dry!

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