BlackDog's Halloween Jokes & Riddles

On what kind of street does the Mummy live?

A dead end!

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What kind of surgery does a vampire doctor perform?

Fly by night operations!

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Why do mummies make good employees?

They get all wrapped up in their work!

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Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?

Because everyone there was a goblin!

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What did the ghost buy for his Haunted House?

Home moaner's insurance!

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