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BlackDog's Halloween Jokes & Riddles
Ghosts!
What kind of music do ghosts like?
Rhythm and boos!
Why did the ghost go to the funfair ?
He wanted to go on a rollerghoster!
What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Boo boos!
Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?
At a ghastly station!
What do ghosts have in the seats of their cars?
Sheet belts!
How do ghosts learn songs ?
They read the sheet music!
What kind of ghost has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
A boo-tie!
What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee shop?
Scream & sugar, please!
What is the little ghost's favorite sticky treat?
Boo-ble Gum!
What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?
Tombstones!
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
What do ghosts eat for breakfast?
Boo-Berries!
What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Peekaboo!
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"
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