BlackDog's Halloween Jokes & Riddles

Ghosts!

What do ghosts do when they start up a computer?
Boo-t up!

What do you call a ghost's mother and father?
Transparents!

Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?
Because you can see right through them!

Why did the ghost take his family on an elevator ride every day?
To raise their spirits!

What's the most famous ghost website?
Ya-boo!

What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A dead end!

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bam-boo!

What kind of music do ghosts like best?
Rhythm and Boos!

Why are ghosts like newspaper?
Because they appear in sheets!

What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
Watch the board and I'll go through it again!

What would you get if you crossed a cocker spaniel, a French poodle, and a ghost?
A cocker-poodle-boo!

What did that boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
You are the most booooooooo-tiful thing I have ever seen!

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