BlackDog's Halloween Jokes & Riddles

Cannibals!

What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
He went down really well!

What do you call a very big witch doctor?
Mumbo jumbo!

What did the cannibal mother say to her son who was chasing a missionary?
Stop playing with your food!

What was the cannibal called who ate his father's sister?
An aunt-eater!

What happened if you upset a cannibal?
You get into hot water!

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?
Meals on wheels!

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?
Oh no!  Not snake and pygmy pie again!

What did the cannibal say to the explorer?
Nice to meat you!

Why was the cannibal fined $50 by the judge?
He was caught poaching!

What do cannibals eat at parties?
Buttered host!

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