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BlackDog's Halloween Jokes & Riddles
Cannibals!
What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
He went down really well!
What do you call a very big witch doctor?
Mumbo jumbo!
What did the cannibal mother say to her son who was chasing a missionary?
Stop playing with your food!
What was the cannibal called who ate his father's sister?
An aunt-eater!
What happened if you upset a cannibal?
You get into hot water!
What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?
Meals on wheels!
What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?
Oh no! Not snake and pygmy pie again!
What did the cannibal say to the explorer?
Nice to meat you!
Why was the cannibal fined $50 by the judge?
He was caught poaching!
What do cannibals eat at parties?
Buttered host!
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